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learnin how to make fake anime screenshots- I MEAN THIS IS MY...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:32:15 -0500

learnin how to make fake anime screenshots- I MEAN THIS IS MY ANIME I’VE PARTNERED WITH MADHOURSE IT PREMIERS IN SPRING

sometimes I say “mah chauvinist pig” but it’s...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:46:54 -0500

sometimes I say “mah chauvinist pig” but it’s okay because he’s cool with it

pewpuupalace: zeonhime: the worst feeling about trying to draw is being a mediocre artist. You...

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:34:21 -0500

pewpuupalace:

zeonhime:

the worst feeling about trying to draw is being a mediocre artist. You realize you’re not terrible and family and friends who have can’t draw at all tell you all the time how amazing you are, but you, as the artist, have seen what amazing really is and you realize that it isn’t you.

500% me

A mediocre artist can find success and even contentment if they pick a single thing they’re really good at and hone it to perfection

Like me and my perfect Mario drawings

me and my boyfriend and my dog and what my boyfriend says my dog...

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:23:57 -0500

me and my boyfriend and my dog and what my boyfriend says my dog is saying when we smooch

answer to the question nobody asked

Mon, 13 May 2013 15:16:00 -0500

answer to the question nobody asked

"The first time I read ‘The Grapes of Wrath’ I was sitting in 10th grade English class. But there is..."

Mon, 13 May 2013 14:05:00 -0500

“The first time I read ‘The Grapes of Wrath’ I was sitting in 10th grade English class. But there is one image that stays with me. The description of crops going unharvested even as workers are eager and willing to pick the food. He writes:

The works of the roots of the vines, of the trees, must be destroyed to keep up the price, and this is the saddest, bitterest thing of all. Carloads of oranges dumped on the ground. The people came for miles to take the fruit, but this could not be. How would they buy oranges at twenty cents a dozen if they could drive out and pick them up? And men with hoses squirt kerosene on the oranges, and they are angry at the time, angry at the people who have come to take the fruit. A million people hungry, needing the fruit—and kerosene sprayed over the golden mountains.

And the smell of rot fills the country.

He wrote those words more than 70 years ago, yet the conditions he describes still ring true for 50 million Americans living in food insecure households today… . Hungry families do not have enough food… [but] not because of scarcity. Every year 40% of food produced goes uneaten. That’s 20 pounds of food per person per day. And that is the twisted irony of hunger in America today. What Steinbeck called that crime that goes beyond denunciation, landfills brimming with rotting food while 15% of households don’t have enough to eat.”

-
Melissa Harris-Perry [x] (via mswyrr)

On one hand that sucks and working in foodservice I do feel bad about all the waste, on the other I’m tired of rich white ladies getting mad at me for throwing away expired grab-and-go pizza instead of gathering it up, refrigerating it, and after my shift driving around in the car I don’t have handing out cold greasy cardboard-food to homeless people, never mind getting fired for “stealing product”. Sometimes it’s just not feasible or affordable to get food where it needs to go before nobody wants it.

unicornlordart: maggiekarp2: littlefroggies: bisexual-communit...

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:08:25 -0500

Common Myths About Bisexuality 1

Common Myths About Bisexuality 2

Common Myths About Bisexuality 3

Common Myths About Bisexuality 4

unicornlordart:

maggiekarp2:

littlefroggies:

bisexual-community:

Common Myths About Bisexuality from the lovely Webcomic “Jesus Loves Lesbians, Too” by bi blogger & author Maria Burnham (writer/memoirist) and Maggie Siegel-Berele (comic artist).

I usually don’t reblog stuff like this because this is my art blog but this hit close to home and reminded me of so many conversations that made me feel like garbage.

A big problem with ending a relationship is sometimes there’s the feeling that it wasn’t meaningful, all a lie, or that the other person was never actually invested. With a bisexual person, even if they have a normal amount of relationships and drama, if the gender of their next lover is swapped a bitter ex can latch on to that as “it’s not me, it’s that they never loved me at all!”

So it’s kind of pushed on bisexuals to be more confident, responsible and sure of themselves than any other sexuality, or else they’ll come off as flakey sluts even if they’re normal.

That said being bisexual/empowyred/womanizer is not an excuse to be a meandering fickle abuser y’all meandering fickle abusers. No one cares if you own up to yourself, just don’t lie and hurt people with a false label

Wait I’m confused; what’s a relationship again? Is it anything like the cold bitter tundra that is my life?

A relationship is when you buy someone food even if they already have money

littlefroggies: bisexual-community: Common Myths About...

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:00:32 -0500

Common Myths About Bisexuality 1

Common Myths About Bisexuality 2

Common Myths About Bisexuality 3

Common Myths About Bisexuality 4

littlefroggies:

bisexual-community:

Common Myths About Bisexuality from the lovely Webcomic “Jesus Loves Lesbians, Too” by bi blogger & author Maria Burnham (writer/memoirist) and Maggie Siegel-Berele (comic artist).

I usually don’t reblog stuff like this because this is my art blog but this hit close to home and reminded me of so many conversations that made me feel like garbage.

A big problem with ending a relationship is sometimes there’s the feeling that it wasn’t meaningful, all a lie, or that the other person was never actually invested. With a bisexual person, even if they have a normal amount of relationships and drama, if the gender of their next lover is swapped a bitter ex can latch on to that as “it’s not me, it’s that they never loved me at all!”

So it’s kind of pushed on bisexuals to be more confident, responsible and sure of themselves than any other sexuality, or else they’ll come off as flakey sluts even if they’re normal.

That said being bisexual/empowyred/womanizer is not an excuse to be a meandering fickle abuser y’all meandering fickle abusers. No one cares if you own up to yourself, just don’t lie and hurt people with a false label

anniefelis: feistie: A kid was walking around school wearing...

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:13:30 -0500

anniefelis:

feistie:

A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.

Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.

Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.

Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.

I own shorts shorter than that and I’m a 34-year-old mother who could stand to lose 20 or so pounds. High school dress codes are really fucking dumb. Back when I was there, they had the short skirt/shorts rule and the spaghetti strap rule, but all the kids wore the Co-ed Naked t-shirts that were popular in the 90s, which were full of sexual innuendo.

It was funny to me because all the girls I knew that wore short shorts did so because they were super skinny and couldn’t actually buy shorts that went down to mid-thigh and still fit at the waist.

Kind of surprised about the shirt thing though, at my school they would make kids where big floppy gym shirts over stuff like that

d0cpr0fess0r: wolfbad: ireallyhatecornnuts: schim: chinad011:...

Sat, 11 May 2013 22:07:00 -0500

d0cpr0fess0r:

wolfbad:

ireallyhatecornnuts:

schim:

chinad011:

pineapplebananacurry:

cookingformorons:

greencarnations:

How to make your ramen 9001x better, courtesy of /ck/

And you can buy roast beef and roast chicken on the internet. I am set for ramen for like a year now.

QUICK EGG IN UR RAMEN TRICK MY FRIEND TAUGHT ME IN HIGH SCHOOL

pour just enough water into your pot to cover your noodles and other ingredients, then get a small cup/fancy measuring 1 cup cup or w/e and measure out another cuppa watta. dump that shit in too.

make ur ramen. just start boiling and dump whatever you’re supposed to put in in the beginning. u know how to make ramen this isn’t ramen for snot nosed sobbing beginners ok

KEY PART: you know how it says on the back of the package to cook for about 4-5 minutes?? we’re cooking for 5 minutes. wait for your ramen to cook for the first three minutes. stare hungrily if you must. but the EXACT MOMENT 3 minutes hit here’s what you do:

SCREAM. and then stir your noodles to make sure nothing is sticking to the bottom of the pot. (scream is optional) also make sure your broth is still more or less covering your noodles, if its not add a bit more. it doesn’t matter if some is still sticking up we just don’t want chewy noodles (unless you’re into that) (i’m into that)

make a lil hole in your noodles. this little hole must have broth in it and nothing more. make it in the middle or the side it honestly doesn’t matter you just need a clear shot to the bottom of the pot

crack your egg and toss that mother into the hole.

COVER EGG WITH NOODLES AS QUICK AS YOU CAN

DON’T. STIR.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU STIR FOR THE REMAINING MINUTE AND A HALF YOU probably won’t ruin anything you’ll just have egg drop soup i guess but IF YOU DON’T STIR

Congratulations, you have poached an egg in your broth! Your poached egg now tastes like your ramen broth. Revel in your victory.

no seriously that egg will be mildly chewy deliciousness oh my god if you can perfect this technique you will never have your egg in your ramen another way again

this is as close as you’ll get to ramen made in a restaurant…

I’m just glad this isn’t like that one post that was all “HOW TO EAT CHEAP WITH RAMEN STEP ONE ADD A SIRLOIN STEAK AND $20 WORTH OF INGREDIENTS”.

This is how you can tell I’m poor as fuck.

Most dried ramen is deep-fried which is why it’s so unhealthy. If you boil in plain water, strain, and then add to fresh hot water/broth, it’s a lot better for you in general.

Another recipe:

Boil your noodles. Strain. Take a small frying pan and melt two tablespoons of butter (margarine works but butter is better) on low heat. Add the noodles and flavor powder and mix well.

ANOTHER recipe:

Get a bag of frozen stir-fry veggies from wal-mart. It’s like a buck fifty. Fry those suckers up with some tonkatsu sauce or soy sauce. Boil your ramen, strain. Pile the noodles on a plate, top with your veggies and sauce. Sprinkle a tiny bit of the ramen flavoring on top. Bam, stir fry. The veggies make enough to serve three people (three packages of ramen).

Other things you can add to ramen to make it taste better:

Chopped inarizushi.

A half a can of peas.

A half a can of tunafish to the shrimp kind.

CHIVES MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER.

Oddly enough, boiled potatoes to the beef kind.

Shredded cabbage.

Sliced boiled eggs.

Matchstick carrots (you can get them from most grocery stores for like a dollar a package; alternately make your own from a cheap-ass bag of whole carrots).

If you’re gluten-free, you can make a gluten-free version of ramen by making and preparing spaghetti squash and using the bullion recipe above (substitute anything with gluten in it for something without, obviously). The “noodles” are smaller but damn is it tasty. Spaghetti squash, incidentally, grows at the least provocation so if you get a spaghetti squash (which are generally kind of expensive), save the seeds and plant them anywhere. Water them once a day.

Spring-noodle soup, courtesy my husband’s Asian-American ex-girlfriend: Boil your ramen and strain. Heat up a can of soup broth, or simply prepare the ramen bullion. Dip the noodles into the broth forkful by forkful as you eat. You can add other stuff to the noodles, like veggies and meat, as you’re boiling it.

Saute some green onions and minced garlic in a pan in butter or margarine for a few minutes (you can substitute sesame oil for the butter or margarine as well, if you happen to have it around. The sesame oil gives it a really good flavor). Add a dash of seasoned salt. Boil and strain your ramen noodles. Add to the saute mix, fry for a hot second, and you have awesome garlic noodles.

Minute rice! You can add a small handful of minute rice to your ramen as it’s cooking for a more carb-heavy soup to get you through the day. If you couple this with veggies and meat it’s almost a round meal.

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RAMEN, but if you make macaroni and cheese (Kraft dinner), add a can of tunafish and a half a can of peas to it to make a more filling, more rounded meal.

Seriously, if you are broke and need to vary your diet in any way, I am the person to talk to. I grew up on this shit. A lot of is really unhealthy, but at least you won’t die of boredom.

My personal favorite”

Pour 2 cups vegetable broth into a pot then add cubed super firm tofu, bring to a boil and toss in the ramen. Throw away the flavor packet,
Really good if you’re sick.

,

That thing about straining the water and bringing in fresh water is a good idea, I’m gonna try that next time.

I was shocked to realize other people didn’t really do this when I grew up adding ramen to other kinds of soup. Once for my old roomies I made minestrone ramen (“PIZZA RAMEN!”) and pumpkin curry ramen (“holy shit this is food?!”)

Also the fuck they say about mah chili ramen?

giantsandbox: Metal rendition of Loituma’s Levan Polka i...

Sat, 11 May 2013 22:03:28 -0500

giantsandbox:

Metal rendition of Loituma’s Levan Polka

i tried

scottfoss: I think this might be the reason that as a child I...

Sat, 11 May 2013 20:35:30 -0500

scottfoss:

I think this might be the reason that as a child I thought it was a requirement for adventure-heroes to wear big goofy gloves.

I’m not Magus-ing you

I’m not Magus-ing yooooou

so we got a timeshare corgi

Mon, 06 May 2013 23:01:37 -0500

so we got a timeshare corgi

marctheknight: i just wanna be gOOD AT DRAWING PEOPLE KISSING EACH OTHER the secret is to have...

Mon, 06 May 2013 23:00:17 -0500

marctheknight:

i just wanna be gOOD AT DRAWING PEOPLE KISSING EACH OTHER

the secret is to have them kissing something other than lips

kashuan: katchan00: bluandorange: dropping a pixel me as my last act before I go the fuck to...

Mon, 06 May 2013 22:55:42 -0500

kashuan:

katchan00:

bluandorange:

dropping a pixel me as my last act before I go the fuck to sleep

go make your own

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Thu, 02 May 2013 11:15:27 -0500

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artyucko: okimi: “P is for Pizza” series 01-10 by Kimiaki...

Wed, 01 May 2013 22:30:08 -0500

artyucko:

okimi:

“P is for Pizza” series 01-10 by Kimiaki Yaegashi (via okimi.com)

I’m this guy 👺

I entered the contest

Wed, 01 May 2013 20:25:16 -0500

I entered the contest

a-game-of-romance-and-winchester: So let me tell you about the...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 16:54:48 -0500

a-game-of-romance-and-winchester:

So let me tell you about the shittiest parent on the motherfucking planet.

I work at a grocery store and this man comes in with his 11 year old son. He buys a pack a cigarettes and a two cases of beer. The son was holding a two dollar drawing pad and placed it on the belt and I guess the dad didn’t notice it at first but when I was about to scan the pad he asked where’d it have come from and turned towards the kid and asked “Did you put that shit up there?”. He told me to put it back and then told his 11 year old child that he “ain’t paying for that gay ass notebook.”. So I looked at the kid, who was close to tears and saying how he ran out of paper at home and my heart broke. So I gave the pad to him, for free, and told the dad I would take care of it. I gave the kid some tokens for a game outside and said I would look forward to buying some of his drawings and paintings when he’s all famous. He kids face was so priceless and I thought everything was good. But then, about 10 ten minutes after giving the kid his notebook, I walked outside and saw this. The drawing pad all ripped up and tossed on the pavement. I could only imagine what happened in the parking lot, but I know that that poor kid heart is fucking ripped apart, just like this pad.

I’m fucking horrified that there are parents like this, who, just because it’s not masculine or gender specificthey won’t let their children follow their true passions or explore interests that lead to their happiness. Even more so, I’m horrified that parents don’t care about the fine arts anymore because it doesn’t have job security. Since when did it ever matter to a child if their passion makes them money or not? Parenting is about supporting whatever makes your child happy. Have some fucking consideration for your child’s wants not your homophobic and anti-art ideals.

This is hell of material for this kid’s angry notebook comics though. Maybe the dad knows how much artists have to suffer for their work

So I killed Elli’s grandma

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 22:53:46 -0500

So I killed Elli’s grandma