Gray why can’t I marry you
so much pink
Just another day at the dildo factory.
Jobs that you forget actually exist.
the face of a broken man
OMG WHAT IF PEOPLE ASK HIM WHERE HE WORKS
A TOY FACTORY?
….I want to see this episode of How It’s Made
(Source: dirks-blog, via pandorkful)
one time this girl in my art class was telling the table that her eyes change color depending on her mood and i told her that that is scientifically impossible and explained to her the facts on how it is impossible and she started crying
Eye colour can change though. Mine go from being Forrest green to dark brown randomly.
To be fair eyes can appear drastically different depending on the lighting, what you’re wearing, and the blood vessels behind the iris. That’s why I never get bored looking at my boyfriend’s hazel eyes, and why my mom had demonic orange eyes when she was angry and also the sun was setting or she was in a bar.